David Praise Products

Quality. That’s the David Praise promise. When you buy a David Praise product, you know that you are getting the best. David Praise Full English Breakfast Paste™ is made with real eggs, real bacon extract and genuine* emulsifiers. David deals with every customer complaint personally, so please don’t hesitate to call 000 if you experience internal bleeding.

Written by and starring Xavier Michelides (Good News Week, ROVE).